A toad review

"Noodles" (hilgyjeep) 06/17/2019 at 22:46 • Filed to: dumb shit

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We get a lot of frogs and toads around here. I gotta tell you frogs are douchebags, and toads are cool.

Cool toad

I’ve had a few experiences with cool toads.

I had a toad hop up to me in the garage last year. When I picked him up to put him outside he hugged my fingers in an adorable way.

Cool toad

The frogs hide behind our shutters and make a crap load of n oise. Fuckin bastards.

Fuckin frog

Final thoughts...

If you're gonna test drive one of these, I'd recommend the toad. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Noodles 06/17/2019 at 23:09

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Is a salamander just a long wheelbase frog?

Noodles > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 23:10

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Yes. LWB FRG

sn4cktimes > Noodles 06/17/2019 at 23:49

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I’ve enjoyed all parts of this review.

Future Heap Owner > Noodles 06/18/2019 at 00:58

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I didn’t know until now that wildlife reviews were  missing from my life

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Noodles 06/18/2019 at 01:07

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Will this critter be featured in the next copy of Toad & Rack?

kanadanmajava1 > Noodles 06/18/2019 at 08:13

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Toads are awesome. Sadly we have only one of the species (common toad) living in Finland . They emit certain toxin through their skin when they are getting annoyed so handling them should be very tender and brief.